From the Book - First Atria Books hardcover edition.
Preface: You are not alone
Do you have what it takes to become a teacher? : a quiz
If people talked to other professionals the way they talk to teachers
How I came to teach preschool
Other vehicular styles of parenting
All of your children are broken
It's cooking day at preschool!
A letter from your child's teacher, on winter holiday gifts
Middle school parent-teacher conference night, in internet headlines
How I imagined my teachers conversed about me when I was 13
Memo to parents and legal guardians : our updated schedule for spirit days at Mapledale Middle School
How I came to teach high school
The unspoken rules of the teachers' lounge
An alphabet for the school at the end of Beach 112th
A conclusive ranking of the students at Hogwarts by order of how much i would enjoy teaching them
Dear parents : we're going with Hamilton-centered curriculum this year!
Random school motto generator
A field guide to spotting bad teachers
It's your 20-minute lunch period!
Our teachers reveal the holiday gifts they actually want
I'm going to make it through the last faculty meeting of the year by "yes, and..."-ing it
All part of a plan, maybe, or, how I came to be a professor
If Bruce Springsteen wrote about adjuncts
Classic college movies updated for the adjunct era
A brief list of what students have called me
My ideal student evaluation questionnaire
Worst, weirdest, and best
A short essay by a student who googled the professor instead of reading Jane Eyre
Moral quandaries for professors
An incomplete list of sources I have seen plagiarized
I know you're asleep right now, but please get back to me ASAP
Sports analogies for academics
"Why did I get a B?" An answer in four fables
Everyone who attends must converse
My last pieces of good advice for teachers
How I imagine retirement from teaching will be at 72.